Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Martin - A Letter From Queen Elizabeth II to Michael Jackson

Hi Michael,

How are you? It's been a while since you have died. How's life up in heaven? Did you go to the moon and MoonWalk on it? I bet you did. I'm getting very old now. I might go to your "place" anytime from now and could you please do me a favor? I know you would because who am I? I'm the Queen of England, my friend. I just want you to build me a house that is 10 times bigger than the one I'm living right  now. Some of my friends said that the universe has unlimited size. Could you also hire a few hundred maids to serve me when I go there? I might need some bodyguards as well because I'm afraid that there could be riots when I go there like what is happening now in England. My country is ruined and looks like a tip now. Although, I can't make England a perfect paradise, butI think I could do it in heaven.


Michael, did you do plastic surgery and take medicine to make your skin white? You should've known that you  look worst than the zombies that I had in my backyard. Have you ever tried Plants vs Zombies in your reality? I bet you haven't! It is great fun! I bought guns that look like flowers and I  make my army to dress up like a zombie and I shoot the hell out of them. Sounds fun? You should try it out!


It's getting late now and I have to go to bed early.


Cheers!


Yours Sincerely,
Elizabeth

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