Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Claire - Letter from Osama to Prince William

Hi Prince William, i'm Osama.Do you know who am i? It doesn't matter if you don't know me but i know you very well. You will know me if you keep reading this letter. I am the terrorist who had bombed some building in United Stated  at 11st of september,unfortunately i forgot the year because i had bombed many countries. Now what i want is to make a deal with you. I know you very rich.You have lots of nice car,you have big villa and you are handsome.You had just got married last month. I'm very jealous that you have a beautiful and sexy wife. You guys are so famous  but no people like me! I have no friend at all! I am so sad,lonely and disappointed because no one wants to come to my birthday.

Listen, i am having my 80th birthday next week so i want you and your wife to come to my birthday and tell everyone you are my best friend. I want others jealous about me,i want to be famous as you. But you must keep this as secret. If you fail to do this, your country will fall into ruin and i will take your place. You will lose your country, your money, your beautiful and hot wife and everything.So you better think properly. That's all from me.

Remember who i am,if you still don't know,just go around and ask someone or search in google. I'm waiting for your reply.

Osama.

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